g0uads
12-07-2005, 06:19 PM
After Indiana State's 72-67 victory over Indiana, a few of us have been trying to figure out what exactly happened that night in Terre Haute. Why the hell does ISU always seem to [g]own IU?
The answer is simple:
ISU has the "MUNGE-vantage" over Indiana!
Since Terre Haute smells like utter ASS 24/7, and there is MUNGE nearly everywhere, it's no wonder that Indiana wasn't able to contain themselves on the basketball court. I mean, how easy is it to play basketball when the smell of **** is omnipresent. Can you imagine playing basketball in a porta****ter (http://www.exeterrent-all.com/images/portapottie.jpg)? I know I can't. The munge falling from the rafters and oozing up from the floors didn't exactly make it much easier for our Indiana team either.
In conclusion, until the entire city of Terre Haute is sprayed with a gigantic air freshener and every ounce of munge is finally cleaned up, Indiana will never win another game on that court.
The answer is simple:
ISU has the "MUNGE-vantage" over Indiana!
Since Terre Haute smells like utter ASS 24/7, and there is MUNGE nearly everywhere, it's no wonder that Indiana wasn't able to contain themselves on the basketball court. I mean, how easy is it to play basketball when the smell of **** is omnipresent. Can you imagine playing basketball in a porta****ter (http://www.exeterrent-all.com/images/portapottie.jpg)? I know I can't. The munge falling from the rafters and oozing up from the floors didn't exactly make it much easier for our Indiana team either.
In conclusion, until the entire city of Terre Haute is sprayed with a gigantic air freshener and every ounce of munge is finally cleaned up, Indiana will never win another game on that court.