Can I get psyciatric help here too?

[PreLikedBeer]

Well can I?

[running high]

For a price.

[PreLikedBeer]

which is?

[running high]

Well, what's the problem?

[luv2run]

i cant take it anymore ... im running out of reasons to run into reasons of life as i used to think it was ... even teh english language as i know it is br34kin9 d0wn ... i think i have dystataholicism....

Sorry, did I just hijack somebody else's psychiatric thread? I seem to be doing that more and more lately. I can't help myself....

[running high]

Eh, don't worry about PreLikedBeer, his problem was negelction or something or other.

Well as you know, there is no know cure for dystataholicism. That said all I can tell you is that you need either a glass of orange juice (solves all my problems) or a tomigouchi, for moral support.

I'd say my biggest problem in life is that the presidents are off-center on the new paper money. Any suggestions?

[TI83]

Back to Gold Standard!

[ItbeganN Africa]

Classic psychologists such as Freud and Piaget would tell us to examine the deeper meaning behind these problems: perhaps you are struggling to escape the ID, and enter super-ego, something we all must do, but often find difficult.

my $0.02 :cool:

[luv2run]

I'd say my biggest problem in life is that the presidents are off-center on the new paper money. Any suggestions?Just get some scissors and trim it down to size. Actually, the gold idea is the best way to go.

I like how the bills are like baseball cards, under the picture they have the president's name because nobody knows who's on what $$.

[PreLikedBeer]

thanks for the support guys.


(even though i didnt even state a problem...)

[luv2run]

thanks for the support guys.


(even though i didnt even state a problem...)Your problem is obvious. We've been tracking you for weeks, and extensive wiretaps coupled with infiltration into your deepest circle of friends have enabled us to accurately catalogue your mental state and predict your every action. The multiple field agents who have been tailing you everywhere you go have confirmed our original diagnosis; we know everything there is to know about you. Clearly, you have paranoia.

[running high]

Your problem is obvious. Clearly, you have paranoia that people will misquote you.

Mmmm, preach it bro.

[luv2run]

I must lock myself into my room and stay away from the internet at all times.I'm sorry to hear that.

P.S. Don't ask me how I knew you were about to post that statement. I just knew. You think the FBI can't employ mind-reading technology? Think again.

[clintonxc v2.0]

I lost my left nut and fifth rib on the right side in a freak lawn mower accident

Sorry to hear about that man...keep trucking and you'll be back in shape in know time

[running high]

Wait, I'm not Wizard, I shouldn't be misquoting people....

So quit. Sheesh.

[clintonxc v2.0]

So two peanuts were walking down the road...and one got a-salt-ed....hahahahaha

dude...spare us all, no more crappy jokes please

[running high]

Guys, I have a confession to make, I, uh, wore diapers til I was 11....


Saw this one coming from a mile away.

[luv2run]

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*stops typing*

HELP!

THE LAWN MOWER IS COMING BACK TO GET ME -- AGAIN!





P.S. I think this thread is an extension of TGTE.

[running high]

P.S. I think this thread is an extension of TGTE.

A fair assumption.

I suggest you dial 199 if you have an emergency. Besides, if you are being chased by a lawn mower then this is no time to be posting on dyestat. Priorities my boy, priorities!!

[running high]

Does anyone else here talk to themselves?

[running high]

Does anyone else here talk to themselves?

No.

[luv2run]

A fair assumption.

I suggest you dial 199 if you have an emergency. Besides, if you are being chased by a lawn mower then this is no time to be posting on dyestat. Priorities my boy, priorities!!OK, it went away. Thank God for logic.

P.S. That last post definitely earned a chuckle, congratulations. Your life is now meaningf-- shhhh ... I think the lawn mower is coming back again ... ahhhhh AHHHH AHHH NO NO SOMEBODY SAVE ME -- oh, hey, look, it's dyestat. I wonder what's on the general board.

*downs another dose of ritalin*

[running high]

Welcome to week 2 of the support group everybody.

So, how is everyone doing? I've only slipped once this past week, furiously shredding off-centered president currency just once! I just remember gus-fraba...gus fraba....ahhhhhhh.

[luv2run]

Goose who? *calms down*

[Kryptonite]

Wow I really enjoy reading your posts, they are so randome it makes me chuckle

[KenA55]

2br02b?....

[Sum_Bum]

My mommy hits me :(

[runningbaboon]

No she doesn't. I do.

[Wizardx]

So quit. Sheesh.

Hey! Undelete your post clintonxc!

[kimothy]

I'd say my biggest problem in life is that the presidents are off-center on the new paper money. Any suggestions?

in all seriousness [which i know this thread is like, amazing at] ME TOO. ugh.

i'm ocd about things that arent symmetrical though.

[The Dan]

Back to Gold Standard!


No way! Free silver!


"You will not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"

[luv2run]

"Yes, you will!"

[Fanya]

Let me show you salvation.

www.tetrisblocks.net/flaur.html

[Biscuit_AQ]

Back to Gold Standard!

America will not be crucified on a cross of gold!

edit: damn, someone beat me to it.

[DCsoloRunner]

I can offer my services in the phsycological department (both parents are phsycologists)

[kimothy]

I can offer my services in the phsycological department (both parents are phsycologists)

clearly, they are needed.

[Pman111]

Let me show you salvation.

www.tetrisblocks.net/flaur.html


That was AMAZING.

Thank you for making my night

[PreLikedBeer]

Im glad to see you all having fun. Now dance.

[100% Ozone Safe]

vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooom!

[spot]

Im glad to see you all having fun. Now dance.
I wont and you cant make me