PreLikedBeer
06-11-2005, 11:30 PM
Yeah, I was going to say ... never heard of him? What parallel universe have you been living in? What sand dune has your head been stuck in? Myself, I've heard plenty about Luke Ryan; in fact, I might say entirely too much. I rather think I've heard about Mr. Ryan enough to last me quite some time.
One week I thought I'd go absolutely batty. At the water cooler at work, it was Luke Ryan this, and Luke Ryan that, and oh, did you see the cute picture he posted toDAY?? Then I go into the bathroom and two bozos are still talking about that joke he made last week.
I kept trying to get away. But I'm in the grocery store and these two old ladies are picking out cucumbers and saying, "I can't wait to get home and read what Luke Ryan said today on DyeStat!" I was just screaming inside.
I sit down to some tomato soup and crackers at home, my computer off, trying to get away from him. Then I hear this *CRASH!* in my living room window. There's my newspaper lying on the floor and the paper boy riding away on his bike, screaming, "That's what you GET for banning Luke Ryan a few weeks ago!!!"
My daughters are talking about Luke Ryan. My uncle is talking about Luke Ryan. The mailman and the sleazy lady next door are talking about Luke Ryan, unable to proceed to their next illicit encounter because Luke Ryan is all they can talk about!
And the images he's posted are everywhere ... on the bus I take to work, superimposed on the weather map on TV as the silly weatherman laughs at his little joke, on my milk carton even though he's not missing, on a billboard next to the "Hollywood" sign on that cliff.
Don't you people get it??? He's EVERYWHERE. He will never leave. He will find you.
(Steveu)
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One week I thought I'd go absolutely batty. At the water cooler at work, it was Luke Ryan this, and Luke Ryan that, and oh, did you see the cute picture he posted toDAY?? Then I go into the bathroom and two bozos are still talking about that joke he made last week.
I kept trying to get away. But I'm in the grocery store and these two old ladies are picking out cucumbers and saying, "I can't wait to get home and read what Luke Ryan said today on DyeStat!" I was just screaming inside.
I sit down to some tomato soup and crackers at home, my computer off, trying to get away from him. Then I hear this *CRASH!* in my living room window. There's my newspaper lying on the floor and the paper boy riding away on his bike, screaming, "That's what you GET for banning Luke Ryan a few weeks ago!!!"
My daughters are talking about Luke Ryan. My uncle is talking about Luke Ryan. The mailman and the sleazy lady next door are talking about Luke Ryan, unable to proceed to their next illicit encounter because Luke Ryan is all they can talk about!
And the images he's posted are everywhere ... on the bus I take to work, superimposed on the weather map on TV as the silly weatherman laughs at his little joke, on my milk carton even though he's not missing, on a billboard next to the "Hollywood" sign on that cliff.
Don't you people get it??? He's EVERYWHERE. He will never leave. He will find you.
(Steveu)
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