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exjersey1
06-22-2005, 06:18 PM
Offbeat News
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
There's no room for cabbage in baseball...


SEOUL (Reuters) - South Korea's baseball players have been
banned from putting frozen cabbage leaves under their caps to
beat the summer heat.

The Korea Baseball Organization (KBO) took action after
Doosan Bears pitcher Park Myung-hwan's cap fell off during a
game last weekend, revealing his secret cooling agent.
After an emergency meeting, KBO officials ruled that
cabbage leaves are a distraction and cannot be considered part
of the baseball uniform.

"Park has been using frozen cabbage to cool down since last
summer, but we didn't know until now," KBO chief of referees
Heo Koo-youn told Reuters Wednesday.

"We had to act because imagine if it happened in the World
Series. If something drops out of the pitcher's cap, it could
put the batter off. Does the umpire call strike or ball?"
Park, who twice dropped leaves on the mound during last
Sunday's game with the Hanhwa Eagles, said he was disappointed
with the ruling but would not appeal.

"I'm sensitive to the heat and my wife recommended I put
frozen cabbage leaves under my cap to cool my head," he said.
"I will respect the KBO's decision. Even without the
cabbage, my pitching won't be affected."

jersey_guy
06-22-2005, 11:27 PM
No such problems in North Korea. There is no cabbage, and imperialistic sports like baseball are illegal. The prisoners in concentration camps keep cool by starving to death (the thinner you are, the easier it is to lower your body temperature).

Oh yeah!
06-23-2005, 12:46 AM
Funniest thing I've read in a while.
i acutally dint find it the least bit funny, but disgustingly infomative

id rather be hot while playing baseball than not be able to play at all for the fear of harsh punishment

jersey_guy
06-23-2005, 01:06 AM
Funniest thing I've read in a while.

It would be funny if it wasn't true.

leighpeas
06-23-2005, 11:07 AM
Chill. JG's sarcastic tone made it funny, not the actual horrors themselves. Yikes..
Even I caught that one.

How cool can cabbage keep you, anyway?

KenA55
06-23-2005, 03:43 PM
Not quite as cool as a cucumber, but almost.

exjersey1
06-23-2005, 03:56 PM
Not quite as cool as a cucumber, but almost.

Maybe you need to use the whole cabbage....


http://www.earthjourney.com/southamerica/images/Summary/cabbage_head.jpg

KenA55
06-23-2005, 04:49 PM
Maybe you need to use the whole cabbage....


http://www.earthjourney.com/southamerica/images/Summary/cabbage_head.jpg

Having trouble focusing in on that pic-

KenA55
06-23-2005, 04:54 PM
Pretty hard to deny the melon it's due, though-

http://www.wiseguyspromo.com/Melon_Head_3.jpg

exjersey1
06-23-2005, 08:16 PM
Pretty hard to deny the melon it's due, though-

http://www.wiseguyspromo.com/Melon_Head_3.jpg

That is good, but I think Darth Potato-Head would do some major damage to that melon.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00061I4U6.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg