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DCsoloRunner · #1 07-17-2005, 03:17 AM

I have taken it upon myself to open a free online counseling clinic for all you lost and wayward souls. so please go ahead and give me your phsyciatric problems. Don't worry about the fact that it is 100% public and I have no "legitimate training". But most of all folks..I'm here to help.

#2 07-21-2005, 06:57 PM

oh thank you, i hear voices they are everywhere, they tell me things, they are inside me, they control me, they make me do things, insane things, terrible things

edit: I'm expecting consultation and it better be humorous, or at least witty

DCsoloRunner · #3 07-25-2005, 02:52 PM

as long as they're not telling you to burn them all down(see simpsons episode) or kill anyone than you're all right. Voices in your head are perfectly natural and can be helpful at times such as running, they make you feel like your running with some one, and in the case of "insane things" insane is really just in the eye of the non-insane so if you feel it neccesary to take a dump on your lawn and tom(ah)to and not tom(a)to than that's all up to you and more power to you good sir.

that'll be 5 bucks for every minute spent typing this up so a check in the mail for about 15 bucks in the next 3-4 buisness days would be fantastic.

have a nice day

78Champ · #4 07-25-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DCsoloRunner

I have taken it upon myself to open a free online counseling clinic

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Originally Posted by DCsoloRunner

that'll be 5 bucks for every minute spent typing this up so a check in the mail for about 15 bucks in the next 3-4 buisness days would be fantastic.

have a nice day

JW

DCsoloRunner · #5 07-26-2005, 02:21 AM

sh!t .I forgot well umm the money will go to charity(savetoby.com

#6 07-27-2005, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DCsoloRunner

as long as they're not telling you to burn them all down(see simpsons episode) or kill anyone than you're all right. Voices in your head are perfectly natural and can be helpful at times such as running, they make you feel like your running with some one, and in the case of "insane things" insane is really just in the eye of the non-insane so if you feel it neccesary to take a dump on your lawn and tom(ah)to and not tom(a)to than that's all up to you and more power to you good sir.

that'll be 5 bucks for every minute spent typing this up so a check in the mail for about 15 bucks in the next 3-4 buisness days would be fantastic.

have a nice day

the voices tell me not to pay you